Restaurant Rating System

Overall Experience
1 – Stay away. Far, far away.
3 – Worth trying (if it’s the only place around).
5 – Go. Now. Don’t even bother stopping for the $200.

Menu Variety
1 – Only a handful of selections.
3 – Average number of selections.
5 – Wide variety of selections.

Food Quality
1 – Food poisoning.
3 – We swallowed it (grudgingly).
5 – Our mouths water at the mere thought.

Value
1 – There went the rent!
3 – Fair compensation for the food.
5 – They obviously make their money from repeat business!

Service
1 – We didn’t leave a tip.
3 – We tipped 15%.
5 – We tipped 30%.

Ambiance
1 – We left just before the roof caved in.
3 – Appearance of a traditional American restaurant.
5 – Traditional seating arrangements and décor; ethnic servers.